“If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.”

—   Coco Chanel  (via oreix)

(Source: barneysny, via mar-sauce)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

(via wakeup--sleepingbeauty)

(Source: hatemmme, via mandeemc)

Sean Kingston:

♪She's indecisive♫

Me:

What does that mean?

Sean Kingston:

♬She can't decide♩

Me:

Thanks

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

(Source: gusfrngs, via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)