You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back

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This is so sad but I feel like if Beyoncé came up to me and was like “You can come work for me as my maid/babysitter but you won’t get paid and you have to live in my laundry room and live off of Blue’s old jars of baby food and you also have to cut off all ties to anybody but me & my family” I would really do it like I wouldnt even second guess it I’d just call my mom like ‘imma miss u say goodbye to the rest of the fam for me xoxo’

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